... loves Jesus. Via.
... and in a world of pain! Been searching for the hangover cures of all hangover cures and came across these ones. Yes, I know, water, coffee, red ambulance etc., but here are my favourites of the home grown suggestions.
1. Banana, a carrot, a tomato, a shot of vodka, a bit of tobasco, some milk and after mouthwash to remove taste
2. Dill pickle juice
3. 1/4 of a pint of olive oil, a raw egg, and milk
4. Peach syrup from the canned peaches
5. A 'Thames'- half a pint of pure orange juice combined with half a pint of coke
Screw those, I've just ordered a pizza.
This video enrages me. Firstly, yes, I do agree that the criminal is incredibly stupid. However, secondly, and perhaps more importantly, I'm bloody angry that I had to sit through 2 and a half minutes of tripe cop chase to see somebody attempt a ridiculous matrix jump and really hurt their legs. I'm so glad I'm English.
Oh, and I normally wouldn't repost this crap, but if I had to sit through it, so do you. Who watches this crap?
... albeit a bit early. It's a good story, involving a destroyed car and a crappy insurance company, an ill-fitting bike, some damaged genitalia and Brighton. Can't be bothered to explain now though. Anywho, some stuff for y'all to chow down.
Enjoy! More randomness coming your way shortly (probably).
Ha! I'm squeezing in an extra holiday before starting back at uni, so posting probably won't happen for a couple of weeks. For my 2 regular readers (I count regular as anyone who has visited Cult Potato more than once), how about taking up some of these hobbies to keep ourself occupied (found at sironasays):
1. Chinese folk dancing
2. Dog surfing
3. Painting toy soldiers from the Crimean War
4. Abnormal psychology of sharks
6. Medieval re-enactment
8. Collecting teapots
9. Body piercings
10. Collecting fighting boomerangs
As interested as I am in sharks, for me, it's have to be the fighting boomerangs! Bye now.
So I may have got it a bit wrong. The internet still works, missiles aren't flying overhead and I can still login to facebook. As such, I've decided to declare my allegiance in this cyber war to cheezburger! Now, I don't actually like dreamingofkittens.com that much. It's rather kitsch. However, this video is pretty cute. Aha! I defy you, no cats day!
OMG. There's a cyber war going on over the LOLcats. First, Urlesque made this announcement:
And the response:
And here's a screengrab of dreamingofkittens.com:
It is cute, but it sure ain't no cheezburger!
Here's my take on it. Urlesque claim kittehs are exploited and that they're just doing this to give kittehs a break. However, everybody loves LOLcats. This is an act of aggression similar to Iraq in that it's going to divide internet users down the middle. My fear is that the LOLcat network has become so entangled in the fabric of the web that tomorrow, the internet will literally tear itself apart- half of all users will be camping out on cheezburger and the other half will be blogging about, I don't know, NOTHING. The internet depends on user generated content. If no content is generated tomorrow, the web will contract down in size until it could be saved onto a floppy disk. That means no more LOLcats and no more no LOLcats. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the apocalypse.
POPTUB sums it up. Although they missed my favourite, stealth cat.
3. Lastly, I was always going to hunt down a scrabble t-shirt. There are some wicked ones in Camden market with actually tiles stuck on, but, in their absence, here's a word nerd one from damnfunnytshirts.com. It loses marks for having incorrect letter values- 'W' should be 4, 'O' should be 1 and 'D' should be 2 points. Still, quite nice!
If I make it past 3 shows, I'll just have to go topless. Rachel would love it...