So I'm back. It seems appropriate that, now I have a week off, I further my attempts to create giant meat monuments. I've done the bacon explosion (gaining valuable insight into cooking times) and will next attempt... a bacon explosion wellington! But not like this one; I'm going ot do mine more classically with duxelle. I think I'll lay off the meat ship for a while; following a hedonistic week of glutony in Singapore, I reckon my ateries need a good few weeks off.
Incidentally, I've been going through the pages of BaconJew. I rather like the wide range of bacon related foodstuffs and appliances- especially this bacon alarm clock aka the Wake n' Bacon. See what they did there?