Best internet remix video ever?

Well, I think so!

Sexy through the ages

A nice timeline, but what above the Venus of Willendorf? Bow wow!

No, catch!

And while I'm on the topic of moustaches...

... check out moustacheme's wall of awesome moustache vandalism. I particularly like the disney moustaching!

Wonders of the Solar System

I've just finished watching Wonders of the Solar System, a BBC programme hosted by some chap called Brian Cox. It was absolutely fascinating- I cannot recommend it highly enough. If you have any interest in maths, science or just the world in which we live, it's a goody! Check out this picture of the ice geysers of Enceladus- incredible.

Ja vol! Where is my moustache?

Where is my moustache? Oh well, my suave purple suit will make up for it. Business as usual!

Oh dear. First I lose at Catan, and now this. Happy place, happy place...

(Shamelessly stolen from buzzfeed)

Why...

I like this game. Following on from the screenshot of Google predictive searches I took a few days ago, I happened to start a query with 'why'. I'm worried about the top result...

Where is...

So I typed in 'where is' on Google, and took a screenshot of the predictive searches. Nice to know Santa, Haiti and Chuck Norris are priorities.

Banzuke Brian!!!

Sunday mornings are always a bit of a lull phase for me. I sit, I read, I watch. Everything is calm. So imagine my surprise when, flicking through the TV channels, I come across the oh so distinctive(/loud) voice of Brian Blessed. On a Japanese game show. Entitled Ultimate Banzuke. Intrigued, I watch. It's like a cross between Ninja Warrior and Takashi's Castle, with challenges either requiring crazy strength or crazy skill. I watch some more. And then, the more amazing then happened- Banzuke Brian appeared! So this is Brian Blessed in a kind of faux Samurai costume. It's bloody hilarious! To see clips of the show, just shove in Ultimate Banzuke on youtube. However, to see Banzuke Brian in action, just click below! Enjoy.

I'm going to gut you like a (guinea) pig

I'm sorry for inflicting this upon you. I'm all grown up now, so am trying to move away from such frivolous matter as guinea pigs dressed in costumes. However, this one looks so so murderous it freaked me out a bit- check out the eyes! He knows how to use that knife. In Peru they eat these suckers; this one's going to bite your head off.

fuckyeahpuns...

...is a totally awesome site. How did I not know of its existence? Oh, I pretty much get that some people will hate it, but it appeals to my humour. Faves below:

Words I miss

Here is a list of words that I commonly miss when playing apterous. This is basically countdown but online. I love countdown.

nopale
idoliser
pantile
canopies
toxoid
acumen
resonant/-ate
doglike/godlike
rubati
centimo
cognise
railage
lodestone
piragua

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. There are loads more.