Harry Potter pickup lines

These are awful. Quite funny though! My faves:

• I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
• I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
• Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
• I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.