This evening I was explaining to my parents why I didn't mind being mugged as long as the criminal was nice about it. Like, they can take my cash as long as they leave my cards, because they're a bitch to sort out. Chuggers annoy me too. I like it when they say, "Can you spare a minute for cancer reseach?" and I can reply, "Well, ok, but we're not going to get very far!" and then run off before they work it out. So you see, I don't mind being badgered on the street as long as it's polite and entertaining.
I wish these homeless guys lived near me. It'd just brighten my day! Favourites, as always, below.
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