Randon Recipe Generator

This is hilarious! It generates a completely new (and generally inedible) recipe on every load. My favourites so far are 'battered water' and 'Beef A La Bananas', but I reckon this one is actually doable:

Beef Compote
Serves 2

You will need:

70ml white wine
150ml soy sauce
150g beef
60g bacon
1 chillis

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. fry the white wine until browned
3. heat the white wine
4. spoon the white wine onto a warmed plate
5. rinse the chillis
6. fry the beef
7. whisk the soy sauce
8. put the bacon in the saucepan
9. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

Yum.