Tortoise trauma

Poor Timmy. He got into a fight and broke his shell and it's going to take a year and a half to heal. A year and a half- can you imagine? You'd have to cut back on nights out. I wish his bout had been filmed though- it probably would have gone the distance. I mean, they'd have just had time to waddle up to each other and perhaps get a headbutt in before the bell would go.

I would like a fibreglass skull though.