So China gave Taiwan 2 pandas, Tuan Tuan and Yuan Yuan, as a Christmas present. They're pretty cool- look how they frolic! They travelled in a private aeroplane with 1700 pounds of bamboo (in case they don't like the food in their new zoo) and motion sickness pills. In addition to this, they were protected with an armed guard of 500 men.
500? Like someone was going to assasinate two pandas??? I can imagine it'd create quite a big incident, but it's China vs. Taiwan. I mean, seriously?