Keyboard Cat!!!

I love keyboard cat. And so does tubbypaws! Why not make your own? Print out this handy papercraft and follow the instructions below! Fun times!

Oh, also, check out the keyboard cat blog. De de dee de/de de deee de/de de dee de/de de deee de...

The Shoplifting Gull

I prefer the lime ones.

Nowadays, image is so important...

... and we are constantly getting judged on how we look. So instead of seeking to change these prejudiced underlying values of society, we're going to cynically capitalise on it and flog you this pot of our magical hokum nostrum. Made from the tears of Haitian orphans, dirt from the cave in Iraq where those weapons of mass destruction were hidden and Gordon Brown's smile, our miracle cure will empower you to conform to a beauty stereotype that we've helped to create. Or something like that. Man, I needed a rant today. What a stupid, stupid advert.

Downfall vs. Settlers of Catan

Ever played Settlers of Catan? I have. Hilarious.

Zero Rupee Note

Kid you not. Supposedly to stamp out corruption. I don't really understand how you're meant to appeal to the moral side of people demanding bribes and backhanders though.

The man you could smell like...

Whatever, he's just going to have to accept that I'm a Herbal Essences man, ok?

Steroids...

Remeber the steroids gone bad thingy I blogged? Well, here's another reason not to take them.